The Institution of Marriage

Marriage should only be between a man and a woman and President Bush has the courage to say it. Same-sex marriages would start us down a slippery slope toward, polygamy, incest and bestiality. Just imagine a child growing up in an environment where there's blatant homosexuality. Where 2 dads are going at it on the couch right in front of the children. Or 2 moms making out in a public restaurant - maybe on top of a table at the Spaghetti Factory with 3 kids trying to eat dinner and crying because the moms are totally out of control. Gays and lesbians can do what they like as long as it's behind closed doors in their own home, more that 1000 feet away from any public school (that's my opinion). Why do they even WANT to get married? They will just cheat on each other as soon as they get into a dance club and start taking sexual drugs. And worst of all, they are all going to Hell. Who wants to have to tell their children, "Little Joey, I'm sorry but daddy and daddy will be going to Hell when we die." Please, can't we all be Hugh Jassel Republicans and protect the institution of marriage as it exists today between a man and a woman - and DON'T BE GAY or you're going to Hell.

The War in Iraq

Taking out Saddam Hussein is an incredible accomplishment. That is a great start in our war on terror. But we must keep on fighting as there are more and more terrorists all the time. We can't stop until they're all dead - this could take years. They're multiplying faster that we can kill them. Vice-President Cheney, Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld, President Bush, all Hush Jassel Republicans, and I - all feel strongly that we will continue in Iraq - full steam ahead. All lefty cut-and-runners are simply wanting to accept defeat and allow terrorists to fight us here on our own land - in our own towns and cities. If you want terrorists blowing up more buildings and airplanes in the United States, then you must be a Democrat. If you want to kill them all somewhere over there, then you are a true Hugh Jassel Republican. Stay on track - full steam ahead - let's get those terrorists where they breed. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Stem Cell Research

I believe that all life is sacred and that is why I can't condone killing babies for a few cells. I strongly oppose human cloning, as do most Americans. We recoil at the idea of growing human beings for spare body parts, or creating life for our convenience. And while we must devote enormous energy to conquering disease, it is equally important that we pay attention to the moral concerns raised by the new frontier of human embryo stem cell research. Even the most noble ends do not justify any means. Some people say they need the research to fight Alzheimers and other conditions to survive - but that's not God's plan. If we allow stem cell research, I'm sure we'll soon be seeing clones and weird hybrids like human/dog, human/kangaroo, dog/chicken, baby/grandpa, grapefruit/boy and even boy/woman/cat/bird. Please be a good Hugh Jassel Republican and keep stem cell research from progressing before we look like an alien planet.